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Pigboats

“With his heart in his mouth, Tom glimpsed a dim bow as it came hurtling toward him out of the night. Firing had ceased; they were evidently too close to fire; evidently they meant to ram. Hadn’t he got his recognition signal right?

He pressed a button; below him klaxons shrieked a warning through the boat, he yelled wildly down the voice tube”

“Close all watertight doors! Blow all ballast tanks! Stand by for collision!”

He looked up from the tube. Heeled far down, port rail awash, helm had over, propeller churning full astern. spinning almost on her tail, the destroyer was shooting by his starboard bow, not twenty yards away.”*

*excerpts from the Novel “Pigboats” by Commander Edward Ellsberg, 1931

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Imagine being caught on the surface, in the Atlantic, in the night, with a destroyer charging at you…

I have a faded old copy of Edward Ellsberg’s novel Pigboats. The book was my Grandfather’s and has been in my library for years. It was one of my favorite reads as a kid. The premise of the story is about a submariner who goes through a lot of adventures. Reading it as a child  gave me mental pictures you would expect from a kid who had never been to sea. The closest water we had was the Monongahela and Youghiogheny Rivers so even thinking about a boat that size in the ocean was beyond my ability to comprehend.

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Ellsberg had written many books and this was not his most famous one.

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Looking back through “Pigboats” at a much older stage of my life, I have a different vantage point that flavors my reading. Lieutenant Thomas Knowlton wakes up on a German ship in the Philippines that had been interred early during World War 1. The U.S. was not yet in the war but had participated in the internment of many potential enemy ships as part of an international treaty agreement with the British and French. Knowlton had a rough night ashore in Manila and was robbed of his uniform by a German officer who was trying to escape back to his own country. Shortly thereafter, his submarine had deployed without him for maneuvers under his second in command and all hands were lost in a terrible accident.

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Since Knowlton had not sailed with her, he would have been court martialled but the subsequent Board of Enquiry declared the loss of the boat including its Commander. Thomas Knowlton no longer existed and went through a series of events in his life that eventually lead back to him rejoining the Navy in time to participate in the first World War.

As I read the book now, I know what the barroom in the Philippines probably looked and smelled like. I can feel his misery at having missed a ship’s movement only to find that the boat was lost. He wanders around the world from port to port and I have some idea of his wanderings and when he ends up working in a shipyard I can hear the sounds and smell the burning of metal by torches. Its funny how life’s experiences can add to your way of looking at things. But its also funny how the descriptions of certain things in my mind remain the same from the very first time I read the book.

The air in our boats had to be much cleaner and less foul than that of the early boats but it was still crowded with diesel fumes, stale cigarette smoke, cooking odors and all of the other captured fragrances that grace a boat that spends it’s most productive hours under the water. The proof of that is easy to confirm. Visit any of the old boats that now sit permanently at pier side welcoming the young, the bold, the adventures into her previously hidden world. The smell that I remember from five boats rests in every one of them.

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Commander Edward Ellsberg

The author of the book is a pretty amazing story all by himself. Ellsberg was a small man who barely made the height requirements of the Naval Academy. That did not prevent him from graduating high in the top half of his class. The remarkable part of that history was that he was one of the few Jews to be accepted in 1910 (setting the stage for a later Jewish graduate named Rickover). He was encouraged to remain as a line officer but preferred to become a Naval construction officer. His work in new construction on battleships helped him to shine, but his real claim to fame  came from raising the sunken S-51 boat that had been sunk in 1921 after a collision with the City of Rome. On the night of the collision, S-51 was transiting on the surface and the City of Rome could not see her running lights until it was too late. Only three men escaped the sinking boat. The Navy at first did not think it practical to salvage the boat.

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Ellsberg had other ideas. He conceived a plan and convinced the Submarine base commander Captain Ernest J. King that it was entirely possible and King allowed the work to continue. Gathering up all of the deep sea divers available and scrounging around for the boats and materials he needed Ellsberg did the then impossible task. On July 5, 1926, he and his team raised the boat and enabled a proper burial for the 33 men who did not make it home that fateful night. In the course of his operation, Ellsberg even trained and became a Deep Sea Diver himself. His skills would eventually be used again during World War 2 where he helped to open ports in Ethiopia that had been sabotaged by the departing enemy.

You can read more about this great American hero at http://www.edwardellsberg.com/bio.htm

Hell Below

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The most interesting thing about the book is that it was actually converted into a movie in 1933 called “Hell Below”. This was an MGM picture (now owned by Turner Classic Movies) set in the Adriatic during World War 1 about submarine warfare. The movie had a lot of big names in it: Robert Montgomery, Walter Huston, Robert Young, Madge Evans, and Jimmy Durante. Although it was about the first world war, it really set the stage for all of the famous World War 2 movies that would come a brief decade later.

Destination Tokyo, Torpedo Run, Operation Pacific, Hellcats of the Navy, Run Silent, Run Deep and others were all built around the same formula: dramatic tensions and activity built around the war itself, a love triangle or personal conflict that would engage the viewers, and a mix of actual as well as staged warfare scenes that would bring the audience closer to the film.

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Ellsberg’s experience added the right touch of realism to the movie and despite the fact that the love stories seemed a bit contrived, the war scenes and actual footage from World War 1 are considered to be masterful. During one of the scenes, there is a chlorine gas leak while the boat is submerged and several of the crew become trapped in the affected compartment. The realism of their imminent death in this horrible manner is seen on their faces through the view hole on the watertight door and on the faces of the men who know they can do nothing to save them. In retrospect, its probably a good thing I never saw the movie before I went off to sub school.

the complete story of the filming can be viewed at:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Below

The submarine authenticity in both the movie and the book are due in main to Commander Ellsberg. I would highly encourage you to read the book if you can find a copy. Some of it will make you laugh but some of it will probably hit home for anyone who has ever slipped below the surface for a mission. I’ll leave you with one final excerpt from the book:

“These pigboats are plain hell, on top or on the bottom. You can have ‘em Knowlton.”

Tom looked aft along his deck, thought of the men who had fought and died inside and outside that submarine.

“Maybe you’re right, there’s easier boats in the fleet than the pigs, but they suit the men who man them anyway.”

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Mister Mac

The Greatest Submarine Movies Ever 2

This subject always raises a lot of discussion and controversy. I am sure there are a lot of divided opinions about what actually makes a great submarine movie but they normally revolve around some basic choices.

Is it an old movie from back in the day where John Wayne or Ronald Reagan played a critical role?

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Or is it something a bit more current where a sleek Trident rushes through the water while Denzel and friends try to prevent a nuclear holocaust?

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Some would even say that the classic submarine movie was one that brought such reality to its presentation that many old boat sailors probably had flashbacks. There are just not that many movies made with a more realistic feel than Das Boot.

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But what if we could look into the future and see what the next generation of submarine movies would look like? This topic generated a lot of discussion at the “kid’s table” last night after consuming large quantities of turkey, potatoes, gravy,  and candied sweet potatoes. I am not sure if it was something in the turkey or the extra sugar in so many items eaten, but the discussion turned into a pretty interesting peek at the potential future.

First, remember that all of the classic submarine movies were normally based on technology and conditions as they would have existed for the screen writers.

The actors and directors mainly tried to stay true to submarine operations of their day so as to increase their believability and credibility. There are a few exceptions but on the whole, submarine life was projected in a manner which most closely reflected on the conditions of the time frame it was presented in.

That is why the submarine movie of the future would have to reflect the new realities of submarine life.

First of course is the complete elimination of the ever present cigarette and often present cigars. No longer would the captain light up after sending the devious and hated enemy to a watery grave. The large bellied cook could no longer stand over a pot of steaming stuff with an ash laden cigarette perilously close to flavoring the days breakfast. Even the grizzled old chief peering into the open crankcase of the diesel would have nothing to occupy his fingers as he worried about how to tell the captain that she was finally shot.

Next of course would be the uniform or lack of uniform during the height of an attack.

With the ventilation completed secured to mask any unnecessary noise during an approach or after a launch, gone would be the days of men stripped down to their skivvies covered in sweat. Why? Remember, this is the future where boys and girls serve side by side locked in a steel tube for months at a time. Can you imagine the chaos if they all stripped down to their skivvies? (On the other hand the internal battle might suddenly eliminate the desire to continue the external battle)

In order to sell the submarine movie of the future, creators would have to get more, well, creative.

Tastes and expectations have changed. In order to justify the major expense of making a movie about a subject kids have no direct connection with, plot lines would need some adaptation. As we discussed this idea at the table, my wonderful niece (a gifted engineer with a strong conservative leaning) came up with a spark of an idea which quickly grew to a bonfire at our small table.

What if we combined a submarine theme with one of the wildly popular franchises that are circulating the theaters these days.

Her idea could never have been possible in the past but with all the changes coming to the submarine force, they could now meet the criteria of being believable to the new generation. The dramatic tensions of the two genres are linked in so many ways. The unexpected. The danger. Surprises at every corner. And with the introduction of female on board, the old limitations of extreme drama could be finally released for all time.

Here’s the basic premise:

You are on a super stealthy submarine of the future with all of the latest technology. Gone are the old gauges, replaced by synthetic light emitting diode displays that seemingly float in the air. Sound powered phones are replaced by super-hyper speed wireless implants in each sailors head. Torpedoes are replaced by energy pulses that can destroy an entire aircraft carrier in one shot. The reactor is so advanced, it only takes up the room a card table would in your dining room. The submarine is fully integrated and capable of destroying anything in its path. In other words, the ultimate fighting machine.

Then one day, a new officer reports aboard.

Ensign Nicoleta Alexandruvich reports aboard as the new weapons officer. Within a month, sailors start acting strangely seeming to follow her every direction. Band-Aids on their necks seem to reflect a rash of shaving incidents until finally there are only a few men (and women) left who become concerned about the sudden rush on tomato juice in the mess decks and wardroom. Even pizza night becomes a mad dash for the band-aid wearing crewmembers (more sauce cookie, more sauce).

The captain, one very unattractive machinist mate female auxiliary person and the Chief cook are the only ones not entangled in the snare she has set. In a secret meeting, the cook reveals that his family background is similar to the ensign’s but in an opposite way. She is a vampire and he is a werewolf who only joined submarines so he could escape the ever dangerous moon. Their natural conflict would be the only thing that could save the sub and prevent it from joining a growing fleet of captive slaves.

The struggle for control of the submarine between the forces of good and evil becomes the driving factor behind this ultra modern and relevant classic of the future:

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We were all excited about this new concept and were about to flesh out a plot for Submarine Zombies on Eternal Patrol when the pumpkin and mincemeat pies were brought in. The lack of discussion after eating some rather large portions of the deserts seemed to put an end to our evening’s creativity. Might have been the whipped cream or the hard sauce I did have some rather strange dreams last night.

Fiction? Maybe. Perhaps the whole idea of crossover plots may be too strange for some to contemplate. Two seemingly unrelated subjects that would normally be combined make  for an odd storyline. On the other hand, at one point in the evening someone mentioned that there may be some vampires in Washington DC and especially in the halls of our leadership. After all, they are sucking the life out of our economy and children’s future.

Hope you are enjoying your day after. If any movie producers out there are interested in the rest of the plot for VOTD, you can contact me at my lean submariner site. I will be happy to help make your next hit box office special (and will only need about forty million or so for the concept)

Mister Mac